I stabbed your mom because hows keep stealing my tacos
I banged a Pornstar because im sexy like that ……fUUUUUU
I shot a homo because I’m sexy like that
I ran naked with some crack heads because I love cocaine…
I slept with a pot head because I’m sexy like that. Interesting.
I ate a mop because I have a noodle in my nose.
i slept with your grandma because i love marijuana ding ding ding we have a winner
I stabbed a french fry because I’m sexy like that #sass
Me: I banged the cookie monster because I have AMAZING boobs! …. That’s defiantly a lie right there
I needed a glass of milk because I’m sexy like that. Yep.
I stabbed a homeless guy…..because hoes keep stealing my tacos! XD
(wait i messed up on the reblog!!) I shot…a stripper…….because I am a pimp LOL wut? XD
I shot…a stripper…….because I am a pimp LOL wut? XD
I needed a burn because I’m good in bed. …… WHAT THE FACK? IS THAT GOOD OR BAD?
I shanked your grandma because hoes keep stealing my tacos XD
I stabbed a glass of milk because I’m a pimp SOUNDS LIKE MOI
Shadow:I ran shirtless cause I’m sexy like that -puts up arms showing six-pack-
I ate your grandma because I loe to snort cocaine.
Anna: I smoked with a horse because I have double D’ s…. wtf, I don’t even smoke!
I ran naked (Did that when I was younger) with a french fry (Love them) because I love marijuana (…. WTF?!?! XD)
I smoked with a French fry because I’m gay
I banged a horese (so far so good) because i have amazing boobs (and i stuck the landing)
I stabbed your grandma because I had to! T^T
I needed a glass of milk because hoes keep stealing my tacos.. the heck? xD ]]
So apparently I ran shirtless with Homer because I’m sexy like that.
MOD: I STABBED A CONDOM BECAUSE I DIDN’T LIKE HOW IT LOOKED AT ME ENDER: I ATE A MOP BECAUSE I’VE GOT ABS
I shanked a condom because hoes keep stealing my tacos. Seems legit.
i ran shirtless with a teletubby becasue i’m a pimp?
I beat a stripper because I’m a pimp… Seems legit.
I shot a condom because I’m sexy like that.
I needed the cookie monster because i’m a pimp. that makes sense
I shot… My best friend… Because I’m Gay… Plz.
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